Packing List

Essentials

• ID (passport or driving licence — needed for the nightclub)
• Phone and charger
• Cash and cards
• Toiletries

Clothes

End of May in Wiltshire is mild but unpredictable. Pack for 10–20°C with rain possible.

• Preferred dress — 70s history school teacher, shit shirts, or any famous historical figure covered in FvH (within reason)
• Casual daytime clothes
• Anything you want to force Nick to wear
• Clothes that will be let into a club
• Layers — a jumper and a light jacket — or whatever, I'm not your mother.
• One pair of closed-toe shoes (required for clay shooting)

For clay shooting

• Closed-toe shoes (mandatory at the range)
• Eye and ear protection are provided
• Comfortable layers — you'll be outdoors for around two hours
• Any non-regulation running blades that would struggle in mud or with cattle gates

For the BBQ

• My plan is to hit Costco on Friday and bring food for Friday night to supplement the Friday meal, Saturday morning for breakfast, and for the BBQ
• Send your food order and dietary preferences to the WhatsApp group ahead of Friday so I can pick everything up on the Costco run

Optional

• Any stag games / cards / drinking games / esoteric Nick Ivin memorabilia or punishments
• Painkillers / hangover remedy of choice
• Sunglasses

Don't bring

• Anything you'd be devastated to break or lose
• A weak constitution
• Dissent
• Actual historical knowledge